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	<title>The Domesticated Bachelor</title>
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	<description>In quest of bettering the sad SAD bachelor. Sort of.</description>
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		<title>JAMES BOND:  Bachelor Spy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[by Jonathan Bond Perry
Last night I totally ignored the Academy Awards and all the Oscar weirdness, instead watching Sean Connery in the James Bond film From Russia with Love.  Within the first 40 minutes at least 8 stunning women (I lost count) were featured in places like London, Russia, and Istanbul (not Constantinople), and a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/03/08/james-bond-bachelor-spy/</link>
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		<title>Year One of the DB</title>
		<description><![CDATA[About a month ago, on Groundhog Day even (which is also my birthday &#38; I did see my stupid shadow), the DB celebrated its 1 year anniversary of bloggage, by not posting a darn thing.  In 12 months I&#8217;ve had awesome readership with 72,000 page hits and have posted 95 Theses (I mean posts- this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/02/28/year-one-of-the-db/</link>
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		<title>A Bachelor President For Presidents&#8217; Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some presidents have acted like bachelors (Bill, we&#8217;re talking about you), but there&#8217;s only been one real bachelor US president.  This Presidents&#8217; Day we remember that dead presidential single dude and his, um, frustrations (he probably bypassed Valentine&#8217;s Day, too).  Who is he?
(read The Bachelor President)
Valentine Reading: Valentine&#8217;s Day Shame
Related Reading:
Bachelor Profiles:  Mad King [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/02/13/a-bachelor-president-for-presidents-day/</link>
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		<title>Nicknaming Your Friends (For Fun and Revenge)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(I was going to title this &#8220;Nicknames:  Another Tool in the Guy&#8217;s Arsenal&#8221;, but decided it sounded fairly perverse, so I didn&#8217;t.)
Jonathan Blarney Perry
I like it when someone gives me a nickname.  At least a good, non-insulting nickname.  Nicknames are for friends and buddies.  They&#8217;re cool and kind of endearing.  It&#8217;s said that one’s name [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/02/01/nicknaming-your-friends/</link>
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		<title>Hibernation Time: Breaking The 40 Pound Barrier</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As you may or may not know, I&#8217;ve been shedding pounds like snake skin since last April.  It had a little to do with improving self-confidence, especially around quiet bookish girls, and I&#8217;ve kept at it.  I lost 25 pounds pretty quickly (in 12 weeks), and eked my way to 30 lbs by Labor Day, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/01/27/hibernation-time-breaking-the-40-pound-barrier/</link>
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		<title>No Mom, I&#8217;m NOT Gay</title>
		<description><![CDATA[by Jonathan Butch Perry
So, I enjoyed watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy when it first came out (Haha!  Came out.).  This fun show speaks to me in many ways. It reaches me on different levels.  Well maybe two levels.  First, I identify with the sloppy heteros (straight dudes) in need of special direction as [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/01/20/no-mom-im-not-gay/</link>
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		<title>Flight Of The Conchords-&#8221;Carol Brown&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My English friend Julia, who&#8217;s trapped in Australia, recently had this song stuck in her head.  It&#8217;s been plaguing me for weeks, too.  &#8220;Carol Brown just took a bus out of town, but I&#8217;m hoping that you&#8217;ll stick around.&#8220;  Flight of the Conchords&#8216; song &#8220;Carol Brown&#8221; is a modern &#8220;50 Ways To Leave Your Lover&#8220;, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/01/15/flight-of-the-conchords-carol-brown/</link>
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		<title>CHRISTMAS RITUALS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[by Jonathan Bismuth Perry
Before the season is too far gone, I wanted to share my family&#8217;s swell Christmas traditions with you in order to engender your deepest sympathies.  One day I hope to have my own family and will then be forced to carry on many of these highly specific holiday rituals I&#8217;ve grown to love (minus [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/01/11/christmas-rituals/</link>
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		<title>Warren Beatty&#8217;s Bedpost Notches</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A few posts ago I made an enormous list of famous historical bachelors, though only briefly mentioned modern bachelors and said absolutely nothing about their sex lives, which is good because I don&#8217;t actually know about their sex lives.  One sharp reader commented that actor Warren Beatty had been one such notable modern bachelor until [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/01/06/warren-beattys-bedpost-notches/</link>
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		<title>Domesticated Bachelor RESOLUTIONS For 2010</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Happy New Year and junk! 2008 and 2009 were great years for me.  I made swell strides in personal improvement:  bought a house, changed jobs for the first time in 9 years, lost almost 40 pounds, finished writing a book, started this blog, and dated a few good-looking and fascinating (if unhappy) women.  2010 is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/01/03/domesticated-bachelor-resolutions-for-2010/</link>
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