THE DOMESTICATED BACHELOR http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com Bettering the sad SAD bachelor. Sort of. Sun, 18 Jul 2010 05:05:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 How I’m Not Really Related To Ben Franklin (But It Turns Out I’m Swiss!) http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/07/13/how-i%e2%80%99m-not-really-related-to-ben-franklin/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=how-i%25e2%2580%2599m-not-really-related-to-ben-franklin http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/07/13/how-i%e2%80%99m-not-really-related-to-ben-franklin/#comments Tue, 13 Jul 2010 19:33:41 +0000 admin http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/?p=3182 Jon (Benny Lava) Perry

It’s genealogy time in the bachelor cave.  It came up in conversation a month ago with Jeff, one of the main dudes at my office.  After a heated discussion on Nietzsche (not really) we somehow got…

]]> http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/07/13/how-i%e2%80%99m-not-really-related-to-ben-franklin/feed/ 3 State of the Bachelor Address: July http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/06/24/state-of-the-bachelor-address-july/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=state-of-the-bachelor-address-july http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/06/24/state-of-the-bachelor-address-july/#comments Thu, 24 Jun 2010 06:32:18 +0000 admin http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/?p=3161 by Sir Jonathan Boniface Perry

My fellow blog readers, we do not harass Caesar with tickle fights to haze him, but to Epilady him because he’s Mediterranean and obviously pretty hairy (Mediterranean men recognize their condition and are not offended. …

]]> http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/06/24/state-of-the-bachelor-address-july/feed/ 0 The DB’s 30 Favorite Songs of 2009 (1-15) http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/06/17/the-dbs-30-favorite-songs-of-2009-1-15/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-dbs-30-favorite-songs-of-2009-1-15 http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/06/17/the-dbs-30-favorite-songs-of-2009-1-15/#comments Fri, 18 Jun 2010 00:14:38 +0000 admin http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/?p=3051 by Jonathan B Perry

Yes,  we’re halfway through 2010, but I’ve gathered my 30 favorite songs of 2009 anyway.  Like any good self-respecting music snob and addict, I think my music taste is pretty darn good.  All music snobs feel…

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16. “Fitz and Dizzyspells”-Andrew Bird:


Andrew Bird is known largely for two things: whistling and playing the violin.  However, he’s a great songwriter and…

]]> http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/06/17/the-dbs-30-favorite-songs-of-2009-16-30/feed/ 0 To My Married Female Friends http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/06/10/to-my-married-female-friends/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=to-my-married-female-friends http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/06/10/to-my-married-female-friends/#comments Fri, 11 Jun 2010 01:57:00 +0000 admin http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/?p=3023 Dear Awesome Married Female Friends,

I want to thank you so so much for the generously sweet pity you’ve shown me in offering to set me up with your single female friends.  Look at you being all matchmakey.  I…

]]> http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/06/10/to-my-married-female-friends/feed/ 0 WHITE WEDDING http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/05/24/white-wedding/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=white-wedding http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/05/24/white-wedding/#comments Mon, 24 May 2010 20:34:45 +0000 admin http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/?p=2986 Congratulations to my brother Chris who was married this weekend!  Best wishes to Chris and Kirsten for a lifetime of happiness.

He’s no longer a bachelor.  Also, the wedding wasn’t much like the one in the Billy Idol video (no…

]]> http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/05/24/white-wedding/feed/ 0 FAMOUS LIVING BACHELORS http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/05/19/famous-living-bachelors/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=famous-living-bachelors http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/05/19/famous-living-bachelors/#comments Wed, 19 May 2010 23:55:26 +0000 admin http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/?p=2952 A few years ago, celeb news show The Insider listed the top 10 bachelors in Hollywood.  This is how it went:

1. George Clooney
2. Leonardo DiCaprio
3. Matthew McConaughey
4. Ryan Seacrest
5.…

]]> http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/05/19/famous-living-bachelors/feed/ 0 The Minefield of Caddishness http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/05/04/the-minefield-of-caddishness/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-minefield-of-caddishness http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/05/04/the-minefield-of-caddishness/#comments Wed, 05 May 2010 00:46:31 +0000 admin http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/?p=2876 One of my friends on Facebook recently posted some swell clips of a BBC show that I hadn’t seen before.  I hadn’t seen it yet because a) I don’t live in Britain and b) BBC America is passing off Star…

]]> http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/05/04/the-minefield-of-caddishness/feed/ 0 30 Million Chinese Bachelors and The Matrix Solution http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/04/28/30-million-chinese-bachelors-and-7-solutions/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=30-million-chinese-bachelors-and-7-solutions http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/04/28/30-million-chinese-bachelors-and-7-solutions/#comments Thu, 29 Apr 2010 00:53:04 +0000 admin http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/?p=2837 by Jonathan B Perry

I have good news and I have bad news.  First, the bad news:  Guys of 2020, there will be a surplus of competitive males as there never has been before at any…

]]> http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/04/28/30-million-chinese-bachelors-and-7-solutions/feed/ 0 Why Fantasy Sports Make Me Feel Manly (and like an addict) http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/04/18/why-fantasy-sports-make-me-feel-manly-and-like-an-addict/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=why-fantasy-sports-make-me-feel-manly-and-like-an-addict http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/2010/04/18/why-fantasy-sports-make-me-feel-manly-and-like-an-addict/#comments Mon, 19 Apr 2010 02:24:36 +0000 admin http://www.thedomesticatedbachelor.com/?p=2807 by Jonathan Basecommander Perry

OK, sure.  I’m only playing fantasy baseball.  It’s not like it’s fantasy football or sci-fi soccer (yeah, I just made that up, but doesn’t it sound awesome?).  Not…

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