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Friday Song-White Nights by Oh Land
This is Danish singer-songwriter Oh Land (real name Nanna Øland Fabricius) with “White Nights“. I think she sounds a bit like Bjork in a pixie-ish way. Fantastic song. Cool weird video.
I’m really loving her eponymous album which was probably my favorite album of 2011. And that’s saying something because I have trouble getting full albums to stick anymore. It may be that I’m getting old & less easily impressed or it could be that new music isn’t as good or that the iPod set-up is messing with my head. Maybe there’s just too much music to sort through.
Her album features several really cool songs (check out “Sun of A Gun“, “Wolf and I” and ”Turn It Up” (which was featured in a tv commercial)). Last year she toured with & opened for Katy Perry and Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark (OMD). By the way, Oh Land turns 27 next week (I only know because I just checked info about her online. It’s not like I’m stalking her or anything.). Happy Birthday, Oh Land. May you sell lots of music and perhaps put up a tent in my backyard.
Music Posts
Friday Song-Everlong by Foo Fighters
Friday Song- I’m Not Going To Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance with You
Friday Song – California, by Delta Spirit
My 11 Favorite Christmas Albums
Friday Song – Everlong, by Foo Fighters
I was driving from work recently and thinking about the nature of my new quasi-regular “Friday Song”. How do I pick the song? What does it represent? Is it hip enough? Is it too hip? Can I play Benny Lava again? Am I going to die alone thinking about crap like this? Davy Jones of the Monkees had just died, and “Daydream Believer” was on my mind. Also, I thought about dredging up that song he sang for his Brady Bunch cameo. ”Girl” or whatever. That was a good song. As I was thinking all this, “Everlong” by the Foo Fighters came on the radio and totally hit the spot, like it usually does.
The Foo Fighters don’t do much for me, except for this song. This is the only song they’ve done that I ever need to hear again (unless they write an equally good song, which I don’t see happening). You can almost dance to it & it does stuff to you. About 10 years ago or so I saw the Foo in concert at a rock fest in Council Bluffs, IA with my buddy Ted. There were probably a dozen bands performing (including Semisonic and Creed) & I only really cared about 4 of them. The Foo were great in concert. As for this video, it’s funny, dramatic, well-written, has a dude in drag, & the director, Frenchman Michel Gondry, is as brilliant as ever. There are big hands & stuff. Check it out.
Music Posts:
Friday Song- I’m Not Going To Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance with You
Friday Song – California, by Delta Spirit
My 11 Favorite Christmas Albums
Friday Song – CALIFORNIA, by Delta Spirit
It’s always cool to find a song that not only sounds great, but resonates with you. For me, “California” by Delta Spirit is one of those. As someone originally from California who’s drawn back there by loaded memories, I almost feel this is for me. Here Delta Spirit sounds a bit like My Morning Jacket or Kings of Leon, even Fleet Foxes, with smooth vocal harmonies, driving guitar, and emotional lyrics. It’s a super tune. I need to check out the rest of their music. Get a happy wallowing fix going. Happy Friday.
Music Posts:
Friday Song- I’m Not Going To Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance with You
My 11 Favorite Christmas Albums
Friday Song-I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You
My friend Peter posted this video online a few days ago & it’s been stuck like gum to the sole of my brain ever since. Our Friday Song, Black Kids‘ “I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You“, was released 3 years ago, but apparently not as widely as it should have been, otherwise I would’ve peppered it into various playlists long ago. The long title might work against it, but the song finds awesomeness in being the love child of The Cure and The Go! Team, 2 very different, but swell bands. Check it out. Happy Friday, Goatlings!
Music Posts
My 11 Favorite Christmas Albums
I Whip My Hair Like a G6, Pilgrim

Over Christmas, I visited my brother Jay & his family & our recurring themes of obnoxiousness included the young Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair” & Far East Movement’s “Like A G6″. One early holiday morning, Jay woke me up blaring “Whip My Hair” at an alarming volume. It was special (yeah, we’re in our 30s). Short of making an awesome Mashup of “Whip” & “G6″ to immortalize this memorable holiday moment, I’ve made an animated video. Sort of. I used Xtranormal’s awesome online software & of course they’re running a contest now, so I entered it & whoever gets the most views by the end of the month wins $1000! So, watch this short over & over until you memorize it & get sick. Oh, and you can enter, too, if you really want.
Here’s a description of the video:
Verily, dost our Pilgrim recount a tale of Coachella and the hair whipper. Our Indian mostly has food on his mind. Like a G6.
Make Super Bowl Party Foods In The Dark. In Your Basement. Slowly.
by Jonathan Butterchurn Perry
(This is an excerpt from my forthcoming eBook which might have a title something like The DB Presents: Tacos in the Night Exchanging Cheeses (probably not that at all). Maybe closer to The DB Presents: Cooking at Gunpoint (ok, I kind of like that.). Also, Behold! Here’s an awesome animated video I made for the subject at hand.)
You’ve seen it happen before: at the Super Bowl party some regular schlub makes a really great chunky salsa and all the lovely fresh-faced Betties keep fawning and asking in strange English accents, “Who made this delicious salsa? It’s Brilliant! I really do love it so!”, and some observant freak impersonating James Cagney says, “Why, old George made it in his cellah using his Civil War buttah churn while singing to those old classic yodeling records.”, to which a random hot chick says, “Wow! That’s specific. Well, I’ll just have to get his recipe! Oh, and …Brilliant!”, whereupon Civil War butter churning re-enactor and budding yodeler, George, emerges from the mist, ignores the annoying British overuse of the word ’brilliant’, and produces his sacred and secret salsa recipe to great female adulation. Phone numbers are exchanged and private butter churning yodeling lessons a-go-go are scheduled for the 147th anniversary of the battle of Antietam and a hot time on the old town tonight is set in motion all because George spent some quality time learning to make a tasty, but easy, chunky salsa (‘Tasty, but Easy’ is also what we call George‘s sister. Also ‘Chunky‘.). Why he used a butter churn to make salsa, I do not know, but it hardly matters. Brother, that could be you giving private butter churning salsa lessons to an eager young lass in a dirndl and making her yodel! Yodelay-HE-HOO!
I was going somewhere with this…oh, yeah! I don’t have the saucy salsa recipe at this particular moment (that‘s in a secret prison in Spain awaiting extradition), but I do have a delicious Guacamole recipe you can totally rip off and pass off as your own. You’re welcome! You think you’re lucky now with the guac, but I also have a crazy awesome cheese ball recipe that not only tastes, but looks, fantastic! (I’ll withhold that now for a bit, but you can totally find it my upcoming eBook. Wink
Wink Nudge Nudge). I know, you’re counting your lucky stars, green clovers and purple horseshoes and don’t know whether to thank me with butterfly kisses or to transfer $10 million to my offshore bank account quickly now before your bank notices, but just knowing I’ve helped some sad single wretch such as yourself with a series of mild chemical imbalances is all the thanks I need (really, though, get on with the account transfer or there‘s a bullet with the name Vincent on it).
So, without further ado, let the dip-making begin!
Gringo Guacamole a la Sherry
(This serves 2 people. Learn multiplication.)
1 avocado
½ tsp lemon juice
Mayo (approximately equal to the amount of avocado. Add to taste…)
½ tsp soy sauce (adjust to taste)
Garlic powder (a little)
Chopped Onion (some)
Salt (taste for amount)
I know, you saw Sherry in the title of the recipe and became disturbingly excited thinking there was cooking and/or drinking Sherry included in the list of ingredients, but that’s just not the case. Sicko. Sherry just happens to be my mom’s name (some observant person might remember that my last name is Perry, thus believing my mom’s name to be Sherry Perry, and it is. Way to go. You cracked the code. Yeah, laugh it up, buddy.).
When I got this recipe from my mom, it was odd because some of the ingredient amounts were pretty vague, like ‘a dash of this’ or ‘a heaping spoonful of that’, and everything usually ended in ‘add to taste’, so that was useful (note the sarcasm). It’s like being thrown into the deep end of the pool, but the pool is filled with Jello…that you made! And you made it slightly wrong! I kept asking “Really? Really?” after each unnatural measurement was given. Was I being taunted by an unkind mother who was really mocking my feeble attempt to make a completely unnecessary food? No, motherly mockery is reserved for other things, like my attempts at songwriting. It seems this tendency to not use proper measurements is a kooky device cooks use sometimes. Apparently, they get so used to making a recipe that they can kind of ‘eye it’, knowing just how much to put in by sight and by taste. Also, they may be lazy or cocky. Every so often these daredevil cooks decide to pay attention to how much of an item is used and write it down, so that next time they won’t have to guess or keep tasting (hint hint).
Anyway, the recipe is fairly straight forward, once you get the hang of all the adjusting to taste. For those unfamiliar with the evils of avocados, know this: The avocado has a hard outer peel and an even harder pit in the middle. Do NOT eat these! Also, when selecting your weird green fruit thing at the farmers market it’s important to get to 2nd base with it first. Squeeze it gently and if it gives a little, it’s about ripe. Also, the skin should be a little darker, kind of a purplish-blackish-greenish mix. Like a Martian’s bruise. Buy a couple so you can feed more than 2 people.
Once you’ve gotten your avocado(s) home and rinsed and peeled and pitted it(them), mash up that green fruit, then mix in the other ingredients with an eye to tasting it a bunch to get it right. Go forth and serve your special guac with corn chips at a Super Bowl party at someone else’s house and be awesome.
The Secret Word is Brilliant.
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Obama Releases 500,000 Men From US Strategic Bachelor Reserve
I know the female readership might be interested in this faux report, just as the dudes would be delighted if the SI Swimsuit edition came to life in their living rooms. However, the ladies of the future may really be in luck…say, in 10 years when 30 million extra Chinese males come of age and starts looking around for for companionship. For now, check out this video from the Onion.
Obama Releases 500,000 Men From U.S. Strategic Bachelor Reserve
100,000!!!!!
So, hey: 100,000 page hits! By humans! There have been 100k page views (Grandma, I’ll explain it all later) since The Domesticated Bachelor blog started just over a year and a half ago. Sure, much of it is accidental search engine hits based on searches for Natalie Portman or Jenny Agutter in the altogether, but whatever works. I’m sure there’s a good way to celebrate that doesn’t involve the words chocolate/cake/ice cream/goat. What? Nevermind. Anyway, rejoice with me as I rest gently on my laurels (not my friend Laurel who wields kitchen knives). Which posts are your favorites? Bachelor profiles? 11 Steps to Becoming a Domesticated Bachelor? The trials of cooking? Types of women? Odes to my dead cat? Bachelor Pad contemplation? Let us know your favorites (by us I mean me). It might affect future blogginess. Or not. Thanks so much for reading! Oh, and sign up for free emails on future blog posts, so I can softly, but regularly, harass you. You know you like it.
(By the way, I don’t quite know how to remove the crazy political ads, but they’ll be gone after tomorrow, so yay.)
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Interview with News Net Nebraska
Interview! I was recently interviewed for News Net Nebraska about the Domesticated Bachelor. I enjoyed sitting down with Maureen Wurtz to discuss bloggy things and was flattered they asked. They even managed to edit out some dorkiness (and the part where my head spun around). My brother Jay has threatened to do an Auto Tune mix of the interview, which would be nifty, but this is not it. And no, Kyle, this doesn’t mean I have a multi-book deal (though that would be swell. Stuff’s written & eBooks are pending, but more suffering is required.). Until then, check out the video & maybe go back & reread 120 posts. While you’re at it, sign up for free blog updates and visit our sponsors. Oh, and watch for an upcoming celebration of our 6-digit page-views (hint: higher than 99,999). And do the hokey pokey.
Here’s the link: http://www.newsnetnebraska.org/entertainment/the-domestication-of-males/
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WHITE WEDDING
Congratulations to my brother Chris who was married this weekend! Best wishes to Chris and Kirsten for a lifetime of happiness.
He’s no longer a bachelor. Also, the wedding wasn’t much like the one in the Billy Idol video (no leather pants). (By the way, the undoctored video embed on YouTube was disabled by request, so this is “White Wedding: Literal Video Version”.)
The secret word is chapel.
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