Should I talk in third person? OK. Jonathan Perry is a slightly repressed WASP single guy who’s lived in Lincoln, Nebraska since college. He just bought a house after a decade in a bad apartment and has written 3 books (all unpublished), the 1st of which is a satire called The Gentle Art of Starting A Cult: A Do-It-Yourself Guide. (He doesn’t really want to start a cult, if he can help it, but don’t push him.) There are maybe 4 other books in the works, but he’s easily distracted.
Not having achieved Domesticated Bachelor status, this blog serves as something of a personal self-help guide for Jonathan, though he also means to inflict it upon others. The Domesticated Bachelor is an online humor & lifestyle publication designed to help single men be more awesome when they discover how sad their lives are. It’s a guide for those who want to live their lives to the fullest as they take your dinner order. Style, relationships, culture, cuisine, bachelor pads. Goats. These are words.
There’s more shameful, personal info at My 25 Humanoid Things List.
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The secret word is goat.