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Hair Like Peter Brady’s
June 26, 2011 | 
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I was deep in thought under a maple tree the other day, pondering existentialism, when I began reflecting on my hair and how I should totally use one of those programs where you upload a photo of yourself, then add different hairstyles to see how awesome/hideous you look. I’m thinking fro. Oh wait, I DO have a fro pic!
A few weeks ago at work when Darrin saw me and said, “Hey, Peter Brady!” I knew that a) he was having a very Jan Brady day, and b) he was also harassing me for me vague resemblance to Peter Brady (of The Brady Bunch) by way of longish hair.
I hadn’t had a haircut in 6 months. Read the rest of this entry »
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The Bachelor Goat Who Liked To Eat: A Cautionary Tale
(To be recited in an elegant English accent or Suessian manner near a big red barn, overlooking grazing goats, while standing on your head in the mud, until the farmer chases you off his property with a shotgun.)
There once was a young goat named Gatsby the Bleater,
who never stopped feeding, he was such a big eater. Read the rest of this entry »
Traumatic Laptop Injury
Yeah, it sounds dramatic. My laptop had a big hard drive freakout just over 5 weeks ago and I finally got it home from the shop last week. To be precise, the laptop was in the shop twice over the 5.5 weeks and I actually had it functional for 3 days in between. There are extenuating circumstances I won’t get into about the length of the absence, but I missed it and yearned for it, like I once did for a certain college ex. Read the rest of this entry »
