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June 26, 2009 | 
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Visually-oriented women? What’s up with that? Apparently it’s true. My friend PM Chin says it is and she’s a girl (woman. sorry.).
After a few delightfully scathing admonishments, Chin has some useful advice for the guys. Really a funny piece. Read the full article here: Turnabout Is Fair Play
There should be a new article about relationships forthcoming (maybe Sunday). I’m working on a few posts at the moment, but the pigs need more lipstick first.
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Sounds like you and Chin agree on the basics of a fabulous bachelor. Now, get to waxing that back hair.
Well, we don’t want our bachelor TOO fabulous. That’s a different blog (I’ll send the address later). Some back hair might happily coexist with a well-groomed bachelor, especially is it’s sparse and sporadic. Sure a waxed bachelor will swim faster & speed along on his bike more quickly, but at what cost?
When I went shopping for a good quality husband creature, I chose someone who was not a fixer upper. Dated a lot of guys that needed significant help….either they were in serious need of mental help (they were obvious psycho-paths) or they were willing to bask in the glow of their hairy guts (butts), and filth realms. I just didn’t have the patience to fix anyone, I am lazy….
I needed someone who was aged to perfection, cleans out his own nose hair on a regular basis, didn’t need to spend time in a mental institution, and knew how to wash a dish.
My brother says, he hasn’t found a girlfriend for that exact same reason as he is perfect in every way. He says that all woman seek to fix a man, that is why he is single, as no fixing involved. I kinda of disagree wit this analogy as someone else did as well…he now is seeing someone. So he is no longer perfect….
Ah! Go Dougie! Is she local?