‘Hits’ has a violent taint to it, with visions of underworld fight clubs and automobile accidents coming to mind. And mafia murders. There’s also the scruffy drug reference, but in this case we speak of the glorious interweb definition, as in “TheDomesticatedBachelor.com has now had 60,000 hits!” Yes, there have been 60,000 visits (however that’s measured) to this blog since it was started in February, about four and a half months ago, and we’d like to thank you, dear readers, for checking out this site so much, instead of porn, on your lunch breaks, during your family vacations, in the bathroom, and before you go to bed at night (to be exact, some of the hits were to the proto-site and were counted with an abacus).
In celebration, I’d like to offer a video as a sacrifice…I mean, for your entertainment! If you haven’t yet seen it, check out episode 3 of Auto-Tune the News. This is my favorite of the Auto-Tunes. One of the best parts is the ‘trio’ with Hillary Clinton and the presidents of Afghanistan and Pakistan (I also like Katie Couric twitching whilst on ‘pause’. Yeah, I said whilst. I’m a pretentious dork.). Your patronage rocks! Thanks so much for reading. Come back often and check out the old stuff (the most popular posts are now listed on the right).
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