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The Secrets Of Robot Women!

Fembots and Austin Powers

Fembots and Austin Powers

by Jonathan Barometer Perry

I was going to post a video as a bit of filler while my brain recovered from holidayland.  It was totally going to be a relevant thing about communication between sexes or understanding women.  Blah blah.  Something entertaining and moderately edifying.  Possibly mind-blowing.  Secrets of the universe stuff.

fembot-schematicBut no.  There may be a few logical guiding principles that assist in such inter-sexual communications (is intersexual a word?  It should be.), but I’m a little cynical when it comes to magic beans and secrets of women.  Let’s say pragmatic.  Each person is not a robot with an operating manual.  We’re complex and unique creatures with our own highly puzzling and annoying workings, incomprehensible to most but a trained army of shrinks.  Women perhaps moreso.  Darn luck.

fembot-faceAs it is, people seek out this information (I did some this evening.  I wouldn’t mind knowing.) and industries have arisen to meet these needs.  Books, lectures, videos, blogs.  I’m sure some of them are useful.  Maybe a little.  Specialists range from psychiatrists, sociologists, and smartgirls, to manwhores.  I saw several videos and promptly forgot most of the babble.  It was largely irrelevant to me anyway (or was it?).   If you take really good notes and pay close attention and try a lot I’m sure something will take.

Oh well.  I’ll still post some tacky videos in the future.  I’m sure of it.  Someone may get use from it.  Or maybe just amusement.  Meanwhile, I’ll be cynical and realistic.  Oh, and largely ineffective.

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4 Responses to “The Secrets Of Robot Women!”

  • Melinda:

    oooohhh, I get to be part of a trained army

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    At the least the USO.

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