THE DOMESTICATED BACHELOR

THE DOMESTICATED BACHELOR

• How I’m Not Really Related To Ben Franklin (But It Turns Out I’m Swiss!)
  Jon (Benny Lava) Perry It’s genealogy time in the bachelor cave.  It came up in conversation a month ago with Jeff, one of the main dudes at my office.  After a heated discussion on Nietzsche (not really) we somehow got… […]
• State of the Bachelor Address: July
  by Sir Jonathan Boniface Perry My fellow blog readers, we do not harass Caesar with tickle fights to haze him, but to Epilady him because he’s Mediterranean and obviously pretty hairy (Mediterranean men recognize their condition and are not offended. … […]
• The DB’s 30 Favorite Songs of 2009 (1-15)
  by Jonathan B Perry Yes,  we’re halfway through 2010, but I’ve gathered my 30 favorite songs of 2009 anyway.  Like any good self-respecting music snob and addict, I think my music taste is pretty darn good.  All music snobs feel… […]
• The DB’s 30 Favorite Songs of 2009 (16-30)
  Part 2 (continued from Favorite Songs Part 1: Songs 1-15) 16. “Fitz and Dizzyspells”-Andrew Bird: Andrew Bird is known largely for two things: whistling and playing the violin.  However, he’s a great songwriter and… […]
• To My Married Female Friends
  Dear Awesome Married Female Friends, I want to thank you so so much for the generously sweet pity you’ve shown me in offering to set me up with your single female friends.  Look at you being all matchmakey.  I… […]
• WHITE WEDDING
  Congratulations to my brother Chris who was married this weekend!  Best wishes to Chris and Kirsten for a lifetime of happiness. He’s no longer a bachelor.  Also, the wedding wasn’t much like the one in the Billy Idol video (no… […]
• FAMOUS LIVING BACHELORS
  A few years ago, celeb news show The Insider listed the top 10 bachelors in Hollywood.  This is how it went: 1. George Clooney 2. Leonardo DiCaprio 3. Matthew McConaughey 4. Ryan Seacrest 5.… […]